University Offering Diplomatic Immunity To Be Sued.A leading university in the UK is being sued by graduates who were expecting to receive diplomatic immunity upon graduation of their Degree…Jan 24, 2023Jan 24, 2023
OCD Compulsive Behaviours Actually Creates Negative Consequences (rather than avoid them)A recent study by the research team at Definite Truth came up with shocking revelations about how OCD sufferers create the very things they…Jan 20, 2023Jan 20, 2023
Heaven — it’s New and ImprovedThe Definite Truth have been in touch with the religious elders of the church and we can exclusively reveal that a new Heaven is coming…Jun 19, 2022Jun 19, 2022
Man’s Female Sex Robot Goes Wonky as it Grows a Penis and Falls in Love With Him.At Definite Truth, we’re loving the development of Artificial Intelligence and how AI has brightened up our world.Jan 29, 2022Jan 29, 2022
Anti-Twat Additives in Covid Jabs Fuelling Growing Numbers of Anti-VaxxersEvidence is emerging about Covid vaccines containing secret additives that target specific members of our society. Secret documents…Jan 9, 2022Jan 9, 2022
Why do I Behave Like A Twat When I Want To Impress!!The ironic trauma of displaying twatty behaviour when you seek to be impressiveNov 5, 2021Nov 5, 2021
The truth is an illusion — it’s actually not real!Being human is wonderfully bizarre; full of contradiction and confusion.Aug 20, 2021Aug 20, 2021
‘Crazy Conspiracy Theorist’ — Why this is a dumb statement!!How horribly comfortable it is to label someone. It makes it so much easier for us to make sense of the world and to reinforce to our…Aug 4, 2021Aug 4, 2021
Mediocrity is Just a Wanky Reaction to Society’s Need for us to ConformThis is why becoming mediocre and average is scary as is a very soft-response to society’s pressure to conform to the norms.May 23, 2021May 23, 2021
Revolving ConflictIt’s been far too long since the last post and far too long since my brain has meandered through the corridors of my existence. When…May 11, 2021May 11, 2021